I see the bell and I’m home.
birds are loud
they are not quiet
outside my window they start a riot
when i hear them it is not fun
so i’ll get out my big black gun
the day we wrote this was a very drunk day
Last night our neighbors had a party so obviously my roommates and I stole all of their empty toilet paper rolls and went home and taped them together to make telescopes which we decorated with lyrics from Miss New Booty so if you were wondering what I am like in real life that is a pretty accurate summary
#tbt happy 22nd birthday to my best friend/roommate/mom, @joceelyn 💉 you’re everything a person and friend should be and I can’t even imagine my life without you. I love you so much and hope you have the best birthday of your life! 🎉😍
wow I love you so much there are not even words, I would have have existed through college if it weren’t for you and that is a promise.
JOCELYN I JUST FOUND THEM AND I LITERALLY HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS BUT YOU’RE WEARING MY SHIRT WHICH MEANS IT’S THAT NIGHT THAT I DANCED A LOT TO THE CHA CHA SLIDE O M F G I’M SO HAPPY I DISCOVERED THESE ON MY COMPUTER
just reading through my own tag on alyssa’s blog and I’m pretty sure these are photoshopped because we both don’t remember taking them